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Pick up lines for the science and math nerds
I want to be with you like a proton wants to be with an electron.
If you were DNA, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
If you were a function, I'd be your derivative so I would be tangent to your curves.
I'm like a Rubik's Cube: the more you play with me, the harder I get.
Are you a computer? You're making my floppy disk hard.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
Can I be the phaser to your electron and take you to an excited state?
Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
I’m more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.
You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
Everyone knows it’s not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
If you were a neuron, I'd be a Schwann cell so I could squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.
That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.81 m/s/s.
Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
Your lab bench or mine?
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Can I have your significant digits?
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
Hey baby, what's your sine?
I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.
I wish I was your problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
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